Updated 11/30/2004

What's a Turk?

Welcome to Turk E's Site!

Turk-E is the star of "Poultry in Motion", unHacker.com's fun new demo for the color handhelds running Palm OS 5 . . . it's free, download it here!

Download Turk (zipped)

Download Turk (prc)

Turk-E 1.0 is our special holiday gift to you . . . enjoy it!

Software provided as-is and without warranty.  Redistribute freely, modification strictly prohibited.

Requirements

Turk is right for you if you... 

Have a color PalmOS 5 handheld
Like colorful scenes and funny jokes
Aren't particularly nervous about turkeys 
Promise not to resell it 
Promise not to hack it
Promise to be nice to turkeys everywhere 
Don't have more than one mustache 
Are between the ages of 7 and 93
Are not an unladen sparrow
Do not require batteries
Why are you still reading this list?

Tested Platforms

Platforms Turk has visited... 
 Turk has been tested on the following platforms

• Palm Tungsten|T
• Palm Tungsten|T3
• Palm Tungsten|W
• Palm Tungsten|C
• Palm Tungsten|E
• Palm Zire 72
• Palm Zire 31
• Palm Treo 600
• Sony Clie PEG-TG50
• Sony Clie PEG-NX73V
• Sony Clie PEG-N760C

  If you experience any problems with Turk, please email him at

turk@unhacker.com

he'll get right on a fix as soon as he's back from his walk!  
 

Funny Stuff Turk Does

Did your turk do something crazy?
And no one believes you?  It's not just you - Turk's crazy too!

There are some rare things that might happen if you happen to be watching Turk during one of his crazier moments...for example:

• Jokes
  He knows lots of em!  He thinks he's quite the comedian - don't tell him he's not though, he'll just lay more jokes on you!

• Sneaking Around
  Has he gone places he wasn't supposed to go?  Why do video characters always go right?  Turk is the curious type, that's for sure!

• Dancing 
  Once he gets his groove on...lookout!

Coming Soon - Updates!

Time to Tune the Turk . . . 

• Mods
  We'll show you how to add-in little gems that will let you customize your Turk - things he says, how he looks, how he behaves.  You can even change him to someone you know!  Chances are good you already know a turkey or two. 

• Chapter 2
  This tiny intro was just an excuse for Turk to spend some holiday time with you on Turkey Day . . . the first real episode of his adventure is yet to unfold!  It'll be here soon!

 

Credits

Credits are good . . . but this we did for fun!
 There's credits in the program.  They say the pretty pictures are all from someone named d. mouse, and a bunch of cryptic mumbo jumbo was typed by a guy named garyd.  Someone mysterious made noises into a microphone.  Another person waved their arms around dramatically while others nodded.